Sunday, May 3, 2009

the stone we're crawling under

tomorrow is the place to be.. oh yea? then wat in the name of all the endangered furry things teetering in enclosures in western europe are we doin today? why do sumthin today wen it can be done tomorrow? is it fair to say we're the controllers of our actions? why this universal bias toward the whole "i know what im upto and all of u who aint me, stick ur nose into a pie that doesnt look like 1" attitude? are we so smart that we know everything thats right for us, everything we need or will need?

i say we're the dumbest things that ever lived on this planet. like the seapony quipped from an unmentioned source, "the surest form of intelligent life forms existing elsewhere in the universe is that none of them have tried to contact us"... right, thats coz we'l even try n generate offspring with them too, we're devious retarded things that inhale and crap, experts at takin, eating, barfing, spoiling, looting, exploiting, and the works.

on a bright note, 2 pandas had sex in some zoo somewhere in japan.. unlike humans, (except those in porn) these bears can get it on regardless of the shutterbugs capturing their slow lust

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