bathroom capers

This we have all experienced, at least those who i believe had bathrooms while growing up.

• Stubbing your toe on the slightly elevated ledge that partitions the bathroom and the rest of the room/house 

• Dropping the slippery bar of soap while bathing/showering, bending to pick it up and dashing your head on the ledge that houses the soap when it isn't in use

• Watching the funny dents on the soap edges once you're done nursing the head dashing

• Forgetting to turn the "shower" knob back to the "non-shower" or "running water from tap" knob after you were done with the shower. This has on countless occasions left you leaving with a surprise shower while you were fully clothed and only wanted to wash your feet since you'd just gotten  home from out

• Dropping toothpaste onto the washbasin since you were too interested to see if any pigeons were residing on the window ledge that very moment

• And then picking the same toothpaste and redepositing it onto the toothbrush with your index finger, since you're too groggy/lazy to wash the basin

• Arranging your clothes on that metal rod to be worn post-bath a little too close to the shower range, which has resulted in the towel of all things getting showered as well, leaving you incapacitated and helpless after your bath and giving you no choice but to yell to mom for a replacement towel

• Slamming the window shut (the one with 5-6 panes of glass that fall neatly on top of each other when shut) since you think the whole world out there want's to steal a glimpse of your hot bod

• Waiting naked for a good 5 minutes as the water heated (you cant leave the shower on with the geyser on too, you'd definitely forget. Hence)

• You've lost count of how many times you've wanted a reclining water tub installed along with a 5-in-1 surround sound deck.. ahh!

• Doy soap, Medimix, Cinthol, Lifebuoy, Pears!

• Hair styling sessions with shampoo all over your head, also include shampoo mustaches and beards

• Soap or shampoo water in the eye meant horrendous torture and eye scratching leaving u thinking why me! WHY ME!??