claptrap

buy 2, get 3 free.. who wont read this twice jus to ensure they got it right the 1st time? the loot franchise has been a hit for the past few years thanks to such irresistible offers that spring along come sale season.. given the fact that the products (shirts, jeans, trousers, shorts, shoes, chappals, belts etc) are not exactly in mint condition... they're worth every rupee u pay for.. ofcourse, this is said assuming u get freebies with it... i would'nt pay 599 for a pair of shorts if it doesnt come down to 199 after calculating the cut

we're all suckers for discounts... n the old adage comes true here.. quote unquote.. a guy wil bargain and pay for wat he needs, a gal wil probably even pay double for wat she does'nt need.. n talkin abt bargains, gals at the time of conception have the bargaining gene knocked right out of their systems hehe... they cant' bargain even if their survival depended on it.. they dont seem to grasp the concept that if barganing is necessary and/or possible at a particular vendor, there's a 110% probability that that vendor needs u more than u need watever he's selling.

without thinkin twice and being lost in the pre-euphoria of owning some lame handbag that can efficiently contain only emptyness... oooh's and aah's emanate frm their oral orifices wen he opens n reveals a secret compartment.. (which is so small, u could only fit in a folded 10 rupee note) ... wow...